路边的芹菜不要捡-刘立哲

[ti:路边的芹菜不要捡] [ar:刘立哲] [al:哲语心声] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]路边的芹菜不要捡 - 刘立哲 [00:04.42]词：刘立哲 [00:08.85]曲：刘立哲 [00:13.28]编曲：刘文 [00:17.71]昨天走在路上 [00:21.41]看见有棵芹菜丢在路旁 [00:25.75]是捡呢 还是不捡呢 [00:30.22]要仔细想一想 [00:33.30] [00:34.50]有了芹菜就要有锅 [00:37.45] [00:38.09]有了锅就要有厨房 [00:41.40] [00:42.39]有了厨房就要有个媳妇做饭 [00:45.99] [00:46.72]有了媳妇就要有丈母娘 [00:50.06] [00:50.83]你要想娶她的姑娘 [00:54.82]她就会要钱要车要房 [00:59.17]于是我根本不敢想 [01:03.97]赶紧把芹菜扔了 [01:05.87]扔进垃圾箱 [01:09.00] [01:11.63]如果当时捡起你 [01:16.39]我将会是在哪里 [01:19.35] [01:20.37]日子过得怎么样 [01:23.31] [01:24.62]根本就不敢想 [01:27.54] [01:28.42]你要想娶她的姑娘 [01:32.45]她就会要钱要车要房 [01:36.00] [01:36.53]于是我根本不敢想 [01:41.55]赶紧把芹菜扔了 [01:43.37]扔进垃圾箱 [01:47.03] [02:04.22]生活总是充满假象 [02:06.98] [02:07.97]让人着迷让人疯狂 [02:11.43] [02:12.23]若能淡化了贪嗔痴啊 [02:16.06]就能活得不那么紧张 [02:19.62] [02:20.82]这个故事比较牵强 [02:23.90] [02:24.61]本也不该把道理讲 [02:27.97] [02:28.85]都怪编曲老师编得太长了 [02:33.02]只好添油加醋继续唱 [02:36.52] [02:37.13]好多愿望其实是欲望 [02:41.42]因为它特别擅长伪装 [02:44.97] [02:45.55]好多梦想其实是妄想 [02:50.50]万一要实现了呢 [02:52.32]那又能怎样 [02:55.77]好多真相其实是幻象 [03:00.52]人不愿接受世事无常 [03:04.39]好多故乡其实是异乡 [03:09.02]诗曰床前明月光 [03:11.09]疑是地上霜 [03:14.79] [03:23.42]今天走在路上 [03:26.16] [03:27.24]居然又看见一棵芹菜在路旁 [03:31.48]现在国家经济这么低迷 [03:36.28]一定是那开发商 [03:39.17] [03:40.97]故意扔的吧 [03:42.94] [03:44.39]让我上当