Master of the House-Platinum Collection Band

[ti:Master Of The House] [ar:The New Musical Cast] [al:Les Misérables - The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Master of the House (From "Les Miserables") - Platinum Collection Band [00:06.90]Welcome M'sieur [00:08.28]Sit yourself down [00:09.86]And meet the best [00:11.45]Innkeeper in town [00:13.12] [00:15.39]As for the rest [00:16.83]All of 'em crooks [00:18.50]Rooking their guests [00:20.02]And cooking the books [00:22.01] [00:24.12]Seldom do you see [00:27.10]Honest men like me [00:30.30]A gent of good intent [00:32.69]Who's content to be [00:36.32] [00:37.25]Master of the house [00:38.85]Doling out the charm [00:40.48]Ready with a handshake [00:41.93]And an open palm [00:43.82]Tells a saucy tale [00:45.55]Makes a little stir [00:47.38]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [00:50.75]Glad to do a friend a favor [00:54.09]Doesn't cost me to be nice [00:57.36]But nothing gets you nothing [00:58.92]Everything has got a little price [01:02.18] [01:04.01]Master of the house [01:05.64]Keeper of the zoo [01:07.20]Ready to relieve 'em [01:08.79]Of a sou or two [01:10.48]Watering the wine [01:12.11]Making up the weight [01:13.77]Pickin' up their knick-knacks [01:15.13]When they can't see straight [01:16.93]Everybody loves a landlord [01:19.59] [01:20.44]Everybody's busom friend [01:23.30]I do whatever pleases [01:25.06]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [01:28.53]Master of the house [01:30.19]Quick to catch yer eye [01:31.65]Never wants a passerby [01:33.09]To pass him by [01:34.99]Servant to the poor [01:36.66]Butler to the great [01:38.28]Comforter philosopher [01:39.64]And lifelong mate [01:41.54]Everybody's boon companion [01:44.89]Everybody's chaperone [01:47.98]But lock up your valises [01:49.58]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [01:52.25] [01:56.54]Enter M'sieur [01:58.06]Lay down your load [01:59.67]Unlace your boots [02:01.26]And rest from the road [02:02.89] [02:04.84]This weighs a ton [02:06.30]Travel's a curse [02:07.81]But here we strive [02:09.54]To lighten your purse [02:11.49] [02:13.51]Here the goose is cooked [02:16.38]Here the fat is fried [02:19.74]And nothing's overlooked [02:22.59]Till I'm satisfied [02:26.53]Food beyond compare [02:28.10]Food beyond belief [02:29.73]Mix it in a mincer [02:31.24]And pretend it's beef [02:33.03]Kidney of a horse [02:34.69]Liver of a cat [02:36.30]Filling up the sausages [02:37.82]With this and that [02:39.61]Residents are more than welcome [02:43.10]Bridal suite is occupied [02:46.40]Reasonable charges [02:47.95]Plus some little extras on the side [02:51.37] [02:53.02]Charge 'em for the lice [02:54.68]Extra for the mice [02:56.33]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.71]Here a little slice [03:01.39]There a little cut [03:03.01]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [03:06.35]When it comes to fixing prices [03:09.77]There are a lot of tricks he knows [03:12.88]How it all increases [03:14.63]All those bits and pieces [03:16.18]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:19.77]Master of the house [03:21.33]Quick to catch yer eye [03:23.02]Never wants a passerby [03:23.97]To pass him by [03:26.19]Servent to the poor [03:27.87]Butler to the great [03:29.43]Comforter philosopher [03:31.05]And lifelong mate [03:32.78]Everybody's boon companion [03:36.18]Gives 'em everything he's got [03:39.33]Dirty bunch of geezers [03:40.93]Jesus What a sorry little lot [03:43.60] [03:48.07]I used to dream [03:48.91]That I would meet a prince [03:51.26]But God Almighty [03:52.56]Have you seen what's happened since [03:55.08] [03:57.06]Master of the house [03:58.68]Isn't worth me spit [04:00.46]`Comforter philosopher' [04:01.97]And lifelong sh*t [04:04.02]Cunning little brain [04:05.70]Regular Voltaire [04:07.49]Thinks he's quite a lover [04:08.96]But there's not much there [04:11.12]What a cruel trick of nature [04:14.59]Landed me with such a louse [04:17.94]God knows how I've lasted [04:19.59]Living with this bastard in the house [04:22.33] [04:23.16]Master of the house [04:24.64]Master and a half [04:26.31]Comforter philosopher [04:27.73]Ah don't make me laugh [04:29.65]Servant to the poor [04:31.15]Butler to the great [04:32.67]Hypocrite and toady [04:34.30]And inebriate [04:36.04]Everybody bless the landlord [04:39.28]Everybody bless his spouse [04:42.48]Everybody raise a glass [04:44.73] [04:45.87]Raise it up the master's arse all [04:47.78] [04:48.98]Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house