Bruh...-Lil Dicky

[ti:Bruh… (Explicit)] [ar:Lil Dicky] [al:Professional Rapper] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bruh... (兄弟) - Lil Dicky [00:02.44]Bruh [00:02.59] [00:04.71]Bruh [00:04.89] [00:05.56]LD [00:05.71] [00:06.98]Bruh [00:07.15] [00:07.72]A.K.A. stem cells [00:08.37] [00:09.78]Errybody know the cat like a d**e meme [00:11.85]I got em' buzzing off the crack like a d**e fiend [00:14.02]They saw em' come up with a Mac yeah I'm so Steve [00:16.01]Nowadays b**ches tryna crack got 'em ODing [00:18.09] [00:18.69]Like how them hoes want to get it with L [00:20.59]They know it's cold enough to charge like a letterman sale [00:22.78]If they gon' stand behind the bars I'm in federal jail [00:24.80]I'm going far like a general mail [00:26.61]On that note I got the fellas saying what up the tape what up [00:29.31]The same mothaf**ker playing with his steak cut up [00:31.54]I'm great shut up the flowing no debate just us [00:33.60]I'm out of shape but I'm straight to f**k [00:35.62]Yeah you know I got a chicken in the condo [00:37.53]I was sick of getting off beat she a bongo [00:39.36] [00:39.91]Now she playing with the hard d being rondo [00:42.19]Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a strong bow [00:44.43]How I'm'a do [00:45.24]I got your ex coming next like a w do [00:47.47]I gotta flex I'm the best now I'm being direct [00:49.93]I'm unimpressed by these b**ches that I see in the press [00:52.21]I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess [00:54.32]'Cause they as real when they rap as a chias a pet [00:56.66]They old news stocks plummet men's leg hair they ain't cut it [00:59.64]Forget about your era pat sum mitt [01:01.32]Finesse writtens [01:02.00]I wanna get a hundred b**ches and f**k with the spitting [01:04.07]Religous like a couple of post marital Christians [01:06.13]I've been official D**K Beretta a living [01:07.90]You better dig it like you b**ches got a mill in the ditch [01:10.13]I'm killing this sh*t I been kicking like a villainous ninja [01:11.78]My sh*t is gripping when I run it how the f**k I be slipping [01:14.44]I be intimate with them hoes she never flummoxed [01:16.61]I take chick p and smash I call it hummus [01:19.25]And I be funny with this sh*t I'm just playing [01:21.25]But still nobody f**king with the kid I'm just saying [01:23.39]Ah got a chicken parm on the date it seem [01:25.93]But I don't even know the broad she just grating the cheese [01:28.37]I don't even got a job I just blaze and free [01:30.62]But still they give a boy bands 98 degrees [01:32.79]So come f**k with me [01:33.91]I got a couple hundred b**ches doing drugs with me [01:36.12]And I got a couple dozen b**ches tryna hug dicky [01:38.32]And I got a couple b**ches who be steady f**king me [01:40.64]Hey that's a good a** life [01:41.90]Only thing I got left find a good a** wife [01:44.04]But yo I gotta hit these hoes first don't tell mom [01:46.32]But in a year I'm'a bend over Michelle Obama [01:48.37]Bruh you know I gotta do it while I'm hot [01:50.41]I'm tryna get blue in most states like Barack [01:52.25] [01:52.79]I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the rock [01:55.07]And put her on d till we o j watt [01:57.32]I never hit the scene when I do I'm high and wasted [01:59.40]I'm f**king with them jeans love them b**ches high waisted [02:01.75]I run around your team you a player but I'm Naismith [02:04.08]And I command v while you copy I just paste it face it [02:07.00] [02:07.54]Hotel got 'em puffing on the l going harder than some hell [02:09.91]You ain't knew it [02:10.95]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13.56]Spitting better than your dude can't do it [02:15.48]Telling me damn you got b**ches damn you got hoes [02:18.20]Damn you got money but damn I got flow [02:19.98] [02:20.54]Damn you got riches damn you clothes [02:22.28] [02:22.82]Damn you got honeys but damn I got soul [02:25.00]Hold up this sh*t I'm making's always tight it's like a yoga store [02:27.80]They all up in the other boat it's why I'm overboard [02:29.99]I'm taking time to do it right it's like a soda pour [02:32.26]'Cause we ain't loving all you b**ches like we spoken for [02:34.03] [02:34.55]Damn packing the van wagging the man cracking the ma'am [02:36.70]Packing the stands had them clapping they hands [02:38.53]Tagging they 'grams Manhattan was ham [02:40.06]Slapping the fans playing having the plan [02:41.74]Fans rapping the jams sagging my pants [02:43.23]You see the type of sh*t I do on the track [02:45.19]Hot sh*t like I poop in the jacket [02:47.03]Won't Mack your b**ch but yo I'm bout to come and Mack your clique [02:49.79]Your whole friend group f**king with D**K no hetero [02:52.31]I yawn when I hear these motherf**kers on the radio [02:54.39]They ball all retarded cuba gooding up in radio [02:56.72]I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable [02:59.04]I'm past that I wonder who appreciate it like a snap chat [03:01.91]Affleck dunk the dude I'm going hard for the grind but I tuck this move [03:05.62]I made war with the rhymes motherf**k your crew [03:07.89]These b**ches going A***f tryna f**k this Jew [03:10.28]I'm too nice like a motherf**ker that fell in love with a boo [03:12.72]Twice as in double as f**kable as he was [03:14.42]And dude tries to be subtle and get a cuddle [03:16.52]Venting the troubles and getting the truffles and ending up [03:18.76]Befuddled when she don't f**k him and someone tell him listen [03:20.96]You bugging she never f**king a pedestrian mother like you [03:23.30]So why all the trouble but he rebuttal with [03:25.05]I think I just love her so I would shudder at the thought [03:27.13]Of being anything other than nice [03:28.42] [03:29.59]Peeping like a port a potty [03:30.48] [03:31.09]It wasn't even deep dang sh*t is still a hobby [03:33.37]It's too bad b**ches sleeping on me threesome [03:35.06] [03:35.57]'Cause now these b**ches want to help but he don't need none [03:37.97]I'm all time like the wall at the bank [03:39.81]You've no shot like you drawing a blank [03:41.37]Honestly you probably couldn't hang man [03:42.87]I've been drawing a blank [03:44.04]Giving you lines while you sitting there and drawing a blank [03:46.37]So go in the rink chilling like stoning and banging [03:48.38]And I'm flowing danker than a grower in napa [03:50.17]Growing the stankist cannabis [03:51.66]Going rapping flowing smacking all these rappers [03:53.16]And showing the total package like my flaccid is growing fatter [03:55.61]Samoan cracker dapper rapper had to keep going [03:57.57]Yeah that rap is a rap I know you rappers napping don't know it [04:00.06]There's a dagger pita pappa tapping on the window [04:02.09]It's a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store [04:04.32]And I be snapping I mean I be splashing on the [04:06.13]Pay me your rain falling [04:07.07]Quicker than Aladdin's first name [04:08.24]Are you better than me [04:09.12] [04:10.41]Bruh