Saturday Night-Schoolly D

[ti:Saturday Night] [ar:Schoolly D] [al:The Essential Schoolly D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Saturday Night - Schoolly D [00:39.46]It was Saturday night and I was feeling kinda sporty [00:42.00]Went to the bar copped me a 40 [00:44.28]Got kinda high and uh kinda drunk [00:46.45]So I kicked the a** of this little punk [00:48.87]Forgot my key and had to ring my bell [00:51.22]My momma came down she said "Who the hell " [00:53.63]Wait momma wait it's me your little son [00:55.69] [00:56.31]Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun [00:58.50]"I know who you are but who the hell is that " [01:00.83]I turned around man this b**ch was fat [01:03.28]I really don't know how she got into the car [01:05.69]I must have picked her up when I left the bar [01:08.22]You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill [01:10.44]But you know how mothers are she wanted to ill [01:12.50]So I said "Hey baby is you on the pill [01:15.54]'Cause tonight I wanna be your lover [01:17.68]Just one thing I forgot to buy a rubber" [01:20.19]Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs [01:22.64]Step by step with a hint of fear [01:24.94]We got into my room [01:26.07]B**ch started to scream [01:27.45]Momma busted in what a f**ked up scene [01:29.85]Shirt ripped off drawers down to my knees [01:32.02]Wait momma wait momma wait wait please [01:34.51]Put back your gun put down your broom [01:36.37] [01:37.17]My mom f**ked up the room [01:39.34]The b**ch jumped up with no respect [01:41.52]I had to put the big big b**ch in check [01:43.95]I said [01:44.35]"You come a little closer and you will get shot" [01:46.39]"I'm sober anyway I don't need no cock" [01:48.67] [01:49.31]Oh yeah [01:49.96] [01:51.80]It was Saturday night [01:53.19] [02:05.54]It was Saturday night [02:06.52]And I was feeling kinda funny [02:08.23]Gold around my neck pockets full of money [02:10.50]Went to the corner [02:11.69]Man and who did I see [02:12.93]But this super bad b**ch looking back at me [02:15.15]I said "Fly lady man [02:16.52]You got a big butt" [02:17.63]This b**ch turned around [02:18.90]All she said was "What " [02:20.22]I said "My name is Schoolly baby uh what is yours " [02:22.75]Before I knew it up come my boys [02:24.84]Noisy as hell and drunk as sh*t [02:27.14]Saying "Yo Schoolly School what time is it " [02:29.73]Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag [02:31.99]What I thought was a girl was nothing but a fag [02:34.38] [02:49.22]Everybody rapping but they don't know how [02:51.27]Shoulda seen the boy rapping to the cow [02:53.66]He rapped so hard that the ni**a saw smoke [02:56.09]He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke [02:58.60]The cow got high and the boy got by [03:00.81]Don't come in my face and ask me why [03:03.11]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:04.25] [03:04.95]Yeah it's that [03:05.73]Cheeba cheeba making 'em feel like that [03:08.00]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:08.90] [03:13.35]Some call it Cheeba some call it w**d [03:15.09]It's the killer it's the thriller [03:16.34]It's the thing that you need [03:17.58]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:18.39] [03:22.82]Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet [03:24.78]Smoking a J and scratching the itch [03:27.21]Along came a spider and sat down beside her [03:29.68]And said "Yo what's up with that b**ch " [03:32.07]But then down the road came Mary and her lambs [03:34.49]Smoking a Lacy in each and every hand [03:36.91]The poor little spider he couldn't score any [03:38.80]They was 2 dollar b**ches and he only had a penny [03:41.90]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:42.57] [03:45.12]Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:47.24] [03:51.36]Let me tell you a little tale about Peter the Pimp [03:53.68]Sucker MC trying to cop a limp [03:56.11]Rode around town in a couple of cars [03:58.41]Got gagged by the man trying to stick up a bar [04:01.04]The judge said [04:01.68]"Boy what was on your mind " [04:03.23]He said [04:03.62]"I had some Cheeba Cheeba coc*ine and some wine " [04:05.72]The judge said "Boy relax and have a beer [04:08.09]You won't be doing sh*t for the next ten years " [04:10.53]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [04:11.27] [04:12.90]Yeah it's that Cheeba Cheeba [04:15.51]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [04:16.23] [04:20.70]Some call it Cheeba some call it w**d [04:22.45]It's the killer it's the thriller it's the thing that you need [04:24.82]So Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [04:25.87] [04:26.63]Yeah yeah you know [04:27.97] [04:28.61]Never mind cold money