A Musical-Brian D'Arcy James/'Something Rotten' Ensemble/Brad Oscar

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(Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Musical - Brian D'Arcy James/'Something Rotten' Ensemble/Brad Oscar [00:00.52]What the hell are musicals [00:02.46]It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops [00:05.91]And the plot is conveyed through song [00:08.21]Through song [00:09.04]Yes [00:09.87]Wait so an actor is saying his lines [00:12.88]And then out of nowhere he just starts singing [00:16.26]Yes [00:17.39]Well that is the [00:18.66]Stupidest thing that I have ever heard [00:22.23]You're doing a play got something to say [00:24.36]So you sing it [00:25.51]It's absurd [00:27.12]Who on earth is going to sit there [00:29.47]While an actor breaks into song [00:34.23]And what possible thought could the audience think [00:37.55]Other than this is horribly wrong [00:43.03]Remarkably [00:44.31]They won't think that [00:45.40]Seriously why not [00:47.56]Because it's a musical [00:53.12]A musical [00:55.02]And nothing's as amazing as a musical [00:58.63]With song and dance [01:00.62]And sweet romance [01:02.60]And happy endings happening by happenstance [01:06.39]Bright lights stage fights and a dazzling [01:09.94]You wanna be great [01:11.20]Then you gotta create a musical [01:13.62]I don't know [01:14.22]I find it hard to believe that people would actually pay [01:16.72]To see something like this [01:17.89]Let's just say it's a Saturday night [01:19.64]And you wanna go out on the town [01:21.84]Got a lady to flatter who might give it up [01:23.94]If you don't let her down [01:25.54]You could go see a tragedy [01:27.36]That wouldn't be very fun [01:28.97]Or a play from greek mythology [01:30.81]See a mother have sex with her son euggh [01:33.85]You could see a drama [01:35.79]With all of the trauma and pain [01:40.73]Or go see something more relaxing and less taxing on the brain [01:49.03]You could go see a musical [01:55.08]A musical [01:56.88]A puppy piece releasing all your blues-ical [02:00.60]Where crude is cool ahhh [02:02.80]A catchy tune [02:04.37]And limber-legged ladies thrill you 'til you swoon [02:08.19]Oohs ahhs big applause and a standing ovation [02:12.06]The future is bright [02:12.94]If you could just write a musical [02:15.86]Some make you happy [02:17.56]Some make you sad [02:19.60]Some are quite big [02:21.13]Some quite small [02:23.06]Some are too long [02:24.91]Some are just plays with song [02:26.84]Some musicals have no talking at all [02:32.11]No talking at all [02:34.54]That's right [02:35.78]There's no talking [02:37.75]All of the dialogue is sung [02:39.98]In a very dramatic fashion [02:44.76]Um really [02:46.01]Yes really [02:47.84]There's no talking [02:48.78]There's no talking [02:52.26]And they often stay on one note for a very long time [02:55.54]So when they change to a different note you notice [03:01.55]And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect [03:03.93]But mostly you just sit there asking yourself [03:07.45]Why aren't they talking [03:11.70]That sounds miserable [03:13.38]I believe it's pronounced misérable [03:19.97]And people actually like this [03:21.66]No they love it and what's not to love [03:24.58]It's such a delight [03:25.64]There's nothing quite like a musical [03:29.45]Another vision I haven't even told you the best part yet [03:33.42]Feel that fascinating rhythm moving to your feet [03:38.10]Whoa whoa um what is that [03:40.65]Feel your a*s gyrating to that titillating beat woah are you okay [03:48.08]You slap your lap [03:49.76]And finger snap [03:51.87]That's when you know it's time to tap oh [03:57.12]What the hell are you doing now [03:58.90]It's called a dance break [04:00.30]Apparently this happens in musicals as well [04:02.82]People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance [04:06.62]Why [04:07.20]Does it advance the plot no [04:09.02]Advance character not necessarily [04:11.28]Then why do it [04:12.54]Because it's entertaining 5 6 7 8 [04:50.66]Another vision [04:51.80]It's a musical [04:52.90]Whaddya talk whaddya talk [04:53.81]It's a musical [04:54.66]A suessical [04:55.51]No a musical with girls on stage [04:57.42]A musical [04:59.15]We've got snappy repartees [05:00.80]And the women are risqué [05:02.54]And the boys are kind of gay [05:04.72]A musical [05:06.35]A true blue new musical [05:17.80]Stand back it's a musical [05:23.13]Some musicals are very serious [05:28.22]A big glittering musical [05:31.39]A musical [05:35.99]It's a musical for us [05:42.57]A big and shiny [05:43.67]Mighty fine-y glitter glitz and line-y [05:46.45]Bob your head and shake your hiney musical [05:49.66]It's a musical it's a musical [05:53.11]It is a musical it's a musical [05:57.53]Yes I get it now [06:00.44]We'll do a musical no kidding [06:06.60]A musical [06:09.52]What could be more amazing than a musical [06:15.49]With song and dance [06:18.60]And sweet romance [06:21.13]And with a musical we might have half a chance [06:25.28]Oohs ahhs big applause with everyone cheering for us [06:33.29]And for some unexplainable reason [06:37.46]The crowd goes wild every time [06:41.55]When dancers kick in unison in one big wonderful line [06:50.52]And then you got yourself a musical [06:56.56]A musical [07:00.94]A la la la la la la la palooza-sical [07:05.22]With splashy style and a big fake smile [07:09.44]A snazzy pants some jazzy hands I swear that I'll [07:14.03]'Cross my heart hope to die if it isn't a doozy [07:17.69]Take it from me [07:20.71]They'll be flocking to see [07:24.86]Your star lit [07:25.99]Won't quit [07:26.79]Big hit [07:27.78]Musical