Cocktales-Too $hort

[ti:Cocktales] [ar:Too $hort] [al:The Essential] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Cocktales - Too $hort [00:12.03]These are the tales the freaky tales [00:14.37]These are the tales that I tell so well [00:16.71]You don't like my dirty raps [00:18.41]You can go to hell [00:19.81]'Cause short dog's on the mic [00:21.07]Telling cocktales [00:22.11] [00:22.88]H-E-A-D [00:25.16]All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p [00:27.87]You just a big freak [00:29.28]You better not complain [00:30.86]When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name [00:33.54]If you a fake b**ch [00:34.77] [00:35.32]Ain't no thank [00:36.55]I pick up the phone and call Denine [00:39.10]If I call Marie I know for a fact [00:41.79]I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac [00:44.01] [00:44.85]I met this freak named Naomi [00:47.55]Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie [00:50.27]She had a girl friend her name was Vicky [00:52.96]I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick [00:55.29]She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina [00:58.46]Tina Tina the sperm cleaner [01:01.33]I took her to my house and I told her strip [01:04.05]Baby got freaky started doin' the splits [01:06.58]I said biotch [01:07.58] [01:08.27]Do what you want [01:09.36]'Cause a true blue mac won't even front [01:12.33]I f**ked her with my finger [01:13.70]She tried to cum [01:15.24]P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none [01:17.70]I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk [01:20.47]I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk [01:23.19]My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one [01:25.76]I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun [01:28.49]I know you stop and wonder just what it is [01:31.42]Its the California lifestyle that I live [01:34.13]See I'm from the crew [01:35.78]Dangerous b**ch [01:37.05]Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t [01:39.87]I know this b**ch name Annette [01:42.61]You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick [01:45.24]Hello freak [01:46.25]Won't say no for sh*t [01:47.94]You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch [01:50.76]I know another freak [01:52.20]Her names Joanne [01:53.71]I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can [01:56.54]Finest b**ch around ain't got no man [01:58.99]Every time she cross my mind [02:00.27]I go f**k her again [02:01.78]She's like another freak [02:03.33]Named Christina [02:04.60]B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor [02:07.10]'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb [02:10.08]I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth [02:13.51]You know I did all that sh*t [02:15.36]She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch [02:18.28]And go dig in them guts like a gardner [02:20.59]If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder [02:23.03] [02:23.76]'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales [02:26.74]These are the tales that I tell so well [02:29.05]You don't like my dirty raps [02:30.65]You can go to hell [02:32.00]'Cause short dog's on the mic [02:33.33]Telling cocktales [02:34.59] [02:35.39]I meet the groupies [02:36.51]Hookers like Kathy [02:38.05]F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty [02:40.46]See her backstage tryina throw that a** [02:43.12]She just like to freak [02:44.33]And she had to pass me that p**sy [02:46.87]You can't stop the b**ch [02:48.41]Let her roll on those and then drop her rich [02:51.44]My name is short [02:52.76]My game is long [02:54.14]I freak these hoes [02:55.62]And sing these songs [02:56.64] [02:57.46]I know a b**ch named Stephanie [02:59.78]Do anything she can to have sex with me [03:02.45]She really don't bring out the best in me [03:05.21]But I love her fine a** layin' next to me [03:07.50] [03:08.03]She's like another freak named Nicole [03:10.32] [03:10.83]So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold [03:13.55]I took her to my house [03:14.83]She gave me the panties [03:16.20]I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie [03:19.03]Angie called me up about two weeks later [03:21.73]Talkin' some sh*t about do me player [03:24.38]So I did her [03:25.36]Just like Tamera [03:26.75]Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera [03:29.79]Next they told a b**ch [03:31.42]Named Raquel [03:32.65]Got my skin all under her fingernails [03:35.40]She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t [03:38.16]That was way back [03:39.27]Now I can't find the b**ch [03:40.79]But if I do I'll probably do the same again [03:43.60]Break the b**ch for everything [03:45.03]'Cause I came to pimp [03:46.38]I'm Too Short baby [03:47.90]I don't stop mackin' [03:49.24]I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin' [03:51.96]You can bet yo life [03:53.21]As I spit these raps I'll be f**kin' em up like that [03:56.97]Biotch [03:57.87]I know a b**ch [03:59.07]Her name is Sheri [04:00.27]I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married [04:02.79] [04:03.33]P**sy so good and I do mean very [04:05.90]Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy [04:08.65]I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice [04:11.25]Yeah but make me mad and I'll f**k your wife [04:14.03]Have fun with your b**ch [04:15.43]Have her sprung on my dick [04:16.80]I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**ch [04:19.51]Like my other little tramp [04:20.82]Named Erica [04:22.28]Anywhere I wanna f**k [04:23.61]Thats where I f**k [04:24.96]'Cause she's the frekiest b**ch in America [04:27.62]And everytime I get the p**sy [04:29.02]I just tear it up [04:30.56]'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales [04:33.28]These are the tales that I tell so well [04:36.01]You don't like my dirty raps [04:37.33]You can go to hell [04:38.73]'Cause short dog's on the mic [04:40.18]Telling cocktales [04:41.35] [04:42.59]Biotch [04:43.24] [04:45.02]And it don't stop to the beat