Your Makeup Is Terrible-Alaska Thunderfuck

[ti:Your Makeup Is Terrible (Explicit)] [ar:Alaska Thunderf**k] [al:Your Makeup Is Terrible] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Your Makeup Is Terrible (Explicit) - Alaska Thunderfuck [00:08.46]Greetings earthlings
地球人 你们好 [00:09.59]My name is Alaska Thunderf**k 5000 from the planet Glamtron
我的名字叫阿拉斯加 桑德 来自五千光年以外的格拉姆顿星球 [00:13.12] [00:13.78]What's yours
你叫什么名字 [00:14.34] [00:16.00]Now I've come a long way to be here tonight
今夜我从遥远的星球到了你这儿 [00:18.46]So let's get our greetings
我们互相问候吧 [00:19.45]And salutations outta the way right now shall we
让我们用自己不一样的方式打个招呼吧 [00:22.01] [00:22.81]Hiieeeeeee oh
你好 [00:26.52] [00:27.09]I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier
性感的猫咪女郎 虽然我不了解你 但我对你的感觉甚是美妙 [00:29.65] [00:30.56]Now there's an issue that's recently come to my attention
近有个问题一直萦绕在我的脑海里 [00:33.11]That we need to discuss right now
我们需要马上谈谈那个问题 [00:34.80] [00:35.57]Is that okay with you honey
亲爱的 行吗 [00:36.89] [00:37.63]Are you ready
你准备好了吗 [00:38.16] [00:40.47]You are you ready okay
你确定你准备好了吗 [00:42.72] [00:44.11]Uhum are you ready are you ready are you ready
你准备好了吗 [00:47.74]Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
你准备好了吗 [00:52.75] [00:53.57]Your makeup is terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [00:54.97] [00:57.33]Your makeup is terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [00:58.67] [01:01.08]Your makeup is terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [01:02.57] [01:04.78]Your makeup is terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [01:06.34] [01:07.54]But I love you anyway
但无论如何 我都爱你 [01:08.56] [01:09.62]Terrible terrible terrible
太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [01:11.85] [01:12.37]Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
你的妆太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [01:16.03]Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
你的妆太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [01:19.24] [01:19.75]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [01:21.21] [01:22.57]But I love you anyway
但无论如何 我都爱你 [01:23.60] [01:26.94]Now I heard this is the best motherf**king club in all the land
我听说这是地球大陆上超级无敌棒的聚会，没有任何限制 [01:29.70]Is that correct ahuh uhum
事实是这样的吗 [01:31.96]Well it better be because I never had no stunt shows
它最好是 因为我从来不耍把戏 [01:34.94]Or shenanigans at the doorway
或在聚会入口处恶作剧 [01:36.13] [01:36.81]Mr doorman what's that you need my
多曼先生 那是什么 你需要我的 [01:39.12] [01:39.82]This face is my motherf**ker
我这张天生的帅脸 [01:42.10] [01:42.75]Now I'm not the kind of b**ch
我不是那种女子 [01:43.95]Who's gonna go behind your back and talk sh*t on you
就是那种躲在你背后说坏话的人 [01:46.21]If I have an issue with you I'll bring it right to your busted face
如果你我之间有什么过节 我会当着你那丑爆了的脸前解决掉 [01:49.80] [01:50.43]Now let's discuss it right now shall we alright alright alright
我们现在就聊聊 [01:55.29] [01:56.18]Are you ready ahuh
准备好了吗 [01:57.47] [01:58.41]You specifically are you ready uh me oh yeah I totally am
尤其是你 准备好了吗 我已经准备好了 [02:02.42] [02:03.90]Are you ready are you ready are you ready
准备好了吗 准备好了吗 准备好了吗 [02:06.54]Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
准备好了吗 准备好了吗 准备好了吗 [02:11.20] [02:12.32]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [02:13.54] [02:16.08]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [02:17.36] [02:19.80]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [02:21.31] [02:23.57]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [02:24.77] [02:26.26]But I love you anyway
但无论如何 我都爱你 [02:27.25] [02:28.28]Terrible terrible terrible
太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [02:31.02]Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
你的妆太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [02:34.73]Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
你的妆太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [02:37.98] [02:38.52]Your makeup is terrible
你的妆太丑了 [02:39.88] [02:41.24]But I love you anyway
但无论如何 我都爱你 [02:42.38] [02:45.87]Oh my gosh
我的天 [02:46.35] [02:47.31]This is the really serious part of the song
这是这首歌最精彩的部分 [02:48.95]Do you hear that oh my God
你听到了吗 我的天 [02:50.67]You see there's something I have to confess
有些事情我得承认 [02:52.39] [02:53.47]You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
你我之间有太多超过我想象的相同之处 [02:55.62] [02:56.66]And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now
有件事情我需要引起你的注意 想让你知道 就是现在 [02:59.36] [03:00.26]Are you ready I think so oh God
你准备好了吗 我想是的 神啊 [03:02.36] [03:03.83]Are you ready that's better
你准备好了么 那样最好 [03:06.69] [03:07.65]Are you ready are you ready are you ready
你准备好了吗 [03:10.27]Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready
你准备好了吗 [03:14.80] [03:16.03]My makeup is terrible
我的化妆不咋地 [03:17.19] [03:19.85]My makeup is terrible no
我的化妆不咋地 [03:22.08] [03:23.61]My makeup is terrible why
我的化妆不咋地 为什么 [03:26.54] [03:27.41]My makeup is terrible
我的装束虽不怎么好看 [03:28.88] [03:30.01]Do you love me anyway wow
会非常非常非常的爱我 对吗 [03:32.33]Terrible terrible terrible
太丑了 太丑了 太丑了 [03:34.74]My makeup is terrible terrible terrible
我化的妆也那么不好看 [03:37.95] [03:38.46]Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible
你化的妆也不怎么好看 [03:41.75] [03:42.27]Our makeup is terrible
我们的化妆都大同小异 不好看 [03:43.72] [03:44.97]But I love you anyway
即使这样 也不能阻止我对你的爱