Ex-Boyfriend-Lil Dicky

[ti:Ex-Boyfriend] [ar:Lil Dicky] [al:So Hard] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ex-Boyfriend - Lil Dicky [00:01.58]Ey what's going on man
怎么了 [00:02.74] [00:03.56]It's your boy Lil' Dicky
Dicky本人在此 [00:05.18]A K A Mr Leftward-Sloping Penis
哥英俊潇洒 与众不同 [00:08.12] [00:09.35]I got a story for y'all man
我的故事充满传奇色彩 [00:10.63] [00:11.37]Peep this
听好了 [00:11.85] [00:12.66]Yessir
没问题 [00:13.19] [00:14.25]Now I been dating this girl named Katie she hot as hell
我的现任女友芳名卡蒂 她的身材无比火辣 [00:17.58]And her body crazy vagina shaven and it don't smell
身材性感 和她欢愉一定美妙至极 [00:20.88]And I don't fall for chickens
我从未被这些小妞征服 [00:22.19]But this one a little different
但这个非同一般 [00:23.93]Body sickening
不仅身材好 [00:24.89]Plus she really good at making breaded chicken
另外她水平一流 和她缠绵一定是极致享受 [00:27.27]Got me thinking she the one man
不由得让我觉得她就是我的真命天女 [00:28.64]Even fully clothed shawty really fun man
即使穿着衣服 在我眼中也好似尤物 [00:30.55]Get a lotta hoes but none of those come close
见的小妞数不胜数 但只对她如此着迷 [00:32.30]I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd
我发誓她是最让我欲火焚身的一个 [00:34.23] [00:35.01]Oh yeah there's one more thing
对了还有一件事 [00:36.25]And I know this sh*t gonna sound insane
我知道这听起来有点疯狂 [00:38.03]But I still haven't hit it
但我还没和她缠绵过 [00:39.44]I admit it I wish I was kidding
我承认 我也希望这只是个玩笑 [00:41.56]Never been up inside before
之前从未碰过她 [00:42.89]Because she's only f**ked one guy before
因为她说她之前只和一个人缠绵过 [00:44.65]And though I really wanna boink this whore
虽然我是真的想和她缠绵欢愉 [00:46.41]She my sweetie 3 14
她就是我的完美情人 [00:47.88]So I'm staying patient and masturbating
所以我耐心等待 自己解决问题 [00:49.96]And now my heart is sorta racing
现在我心跳加速 [00:51.74]Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
因为她对我说今晚我们要找点乐子 [00:55.52]Hell yeah I'm down I'm 'bout to go all out
我很乐意 整个人都万分激动 [00:58.71]I'm gonna pound that crazy like an elaborate black man handshake
我要好好疯狂一次 拿出兄弟们打招呼的热情 [01:01.62]But on the way to crib we pass this kid
但在回家的路上 我们碰到了一个小伙子 [01:03.62]And he seem to know who Katie is
他好像认识卡蒂 [01:05.29]So I say "who this" and she say
我问她他是谁 她回答我说 [01:06.84]Dicky this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
亲爱的 这是我的前男友吉姆 [01:08.59]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
我并不是那种没事就吃醋的男人 [01:11.66]But as I'm looking at this dude I can't believe my eyes
但是看到他的第一眼我就被惊呆了 [01:15.12]Cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
因为他是我这辈子见过最帅的男人了 [01:20.04] [01:21.29]He's got the thickest head of hair chiseled jaw an egregious bod
他有着一头浓密的秀发 棱角分明的下巴 完美的身材 [01:25.49]Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
这是我见过的最接近希腊之神的男人了 [01:28.98]And now I'm looking at my chick cuz his dick's been inside her rawww
我看着我的女人 想着他们也曾翻云覆雨 [01:35.37]Awww damn
真该死 [01:36.67]Man this is crazy
这一切真是疯狂 [01:37.65]I can't believe this guy used to f**k my lady
我简直不敢相信 这个人过去曾和我的女人不断缠绵 [01:40.17]I bet he left that p**sy ravaged like Haiti
我敢打赌他们过去肯定激情四射 无尽缠绵 [01:42.76]Katie's hugging and squeezing his shoulder blades
卡蒂正靠着他的肩膀 纵情欢乐 [01:44.83]And I'm bugging and queasy this ain't okay
我想想就受不了 这样不行 [01:46.47]And then they say "let's get drinks" so I say okay
接着他们说 一起喝一杯吧 我只能说好 [01:48.64]Even though I was about to get laid
虽然我正准备和她缠绵 [01:50.08]Man this maf**ka look like Ashton
这家伙集阿什顿 [01:52.14]Combined wit a lil' Hugh Jackman
和休·杰克曼的优点于一身 [01:53.67]In other words he's so damn attractive
换句话说 他简直太有魅力了 [01:55.24]So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
肤色略微黝黑 好像有一点黑人血统 [01:57.07]Now I'm in the back wit him sipping on some 'gnac wit him
现在我正在后面和他一起喝着小酒 [01:58.87]And he paying for it all he investment bankin
最后他付的钱 他似乎有的是钱 [02:00.47]I'm acting like I ain't distracted
我装作没注意到 [02:01.90]But I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin
但脑海浮现他和卡蒂缠绵的画面 [02:03.61]And now I'm feeling pissed so I go and take a piss
现在我感觉超不爽 所以我借口去一趟卫生间 [02:06.90]Mid stream I look left and guess who it is
在这期间 我望向左边的兄弟 猜猜他是谁 [02:10.47]And I had to see and I was mad discrete
我必须一看究竟 我小心翼翼 [02:12.07]And I got on my tippy toes and I took a little peek
踮起脚尖偷偷看了一眼 [02:14.00]Oh my god becky look at that cock
我的天啊 看看人家的实力 [02:16.97]And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
我通常不是那么容易嫉妒的人 [02:20.22]But as I'm looking at his dick I can't believe my eyes
但当我见识过人家的实力后 我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛 [02:23.66]Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
因为他是我目前见过实力最强的 [02:29.79]And now I'm staring at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate
我死死地盯着那玩意 满是仇恨 [02:34.02]Because the sh*t is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
因为他的实力堪比乔恩与凯特啊 [02:37.42]And I don't know if I can date my girl after tonight
我都不知道 今晚过后怎么面对我的女人了 [02:42.94] [02:43.88]Aw damn
真该死 [02:44.90]I don't know what to do
我不知道要做什么 [02:46.52]Dude's dick is really huge
那家伙实力太强大 [02:48.45]I didn't realize a penis could be so smooth
我原来从未意识到 真是让我大开眼界 [02:51.79]I know she's missing that
我知道她肯定很怀念曾经 [02:53.41]My penis isn't that
我自愧不如 [02:55.12]I'm looking closer I think that his dick has abs
靠近一点 看得更清楚了 [02:58.64]Six pack on a dick
他的实力真是不容小觑 [03:00.72]Now what the f**k is that
那该死的是什么 [03:02.06]It's so long and thick
它又长又粗 [03:04.09]It's like a punching bag
就像一个沙包袋 [03:05.31]I'm saying it's so shaven head is amazing
我敢说他也下过一番功夫 简直完美至极 [03:07.57]Got my dick looking like a raisin
再看看我的 真是没法比 [03:09.01]Skin tone insane man he's hung like Saddam Hussein it's crazy
他肤色迷人 还这么有实力 太疯狂了 [03:12.50]What the f**k should I do
该死 我该怎么办 [03:14.23]He gotta Ruth's Chris dick and mine's a drive through
我根本就没法跟人家相比 [03:17.83]I think it's time to
我想是时候 [03:19.00]Tell Katie my goodbyes
和卡蒂分手了 [03:20.48]Cuz I simply can't survive
因为我根本和人家没法比 [03:22.16]After seeing what was in between his thighs
在见识过他的实力后 [03:24.71]So I tell her
我对卡蒂坦白了一切 [03:25.69]That this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend
你的前男友太牛了 我根本没法比 [03:28.88]I had to move my neck to see it end to end
我甚至要伸长脖子才能看到全部 [03:32.27]I mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense
我其实想说他实力再强 也不关我什么事 [03:38.70]And I think it's for the best if this comes to an end
我想我们还是分手为好 [03:42.61]Because the sex with him must have been the best
因为和他缠绵定是人生的一大享受 [03:45.95]And I would say let's just be friends
我们还是做普通朋友吧 [03:48.79]But I think I would just think about his dick all the time so goodbye
我总是不经意就想起这些 所以我们还是分手吧 [03:53.13]Then she told me Dicky I don't really know what to say
然后她对我说 我不知道该说什么好 [03:56.25]Because I dated this dude in second grade
因为我只是在二年级和他约会过 [03:59.68]So I don't know about his dick now let's go home and get you laid
我什么都不了解 我们还是回家缠绵欢愉吧 [04:05.88]And then I took her to my crib and you know that we barely slept
我乐翻了天 带她回家 你知道 我们彻夜缠绵 [04:10.10]And I gave her an O like I was selling crack and when I came
我们渐入佳境 我让她极尽享受 [04:14.47]I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh
我们纵情缠绵 美妙至极 [04:18.08]And upper mid-section region
上面中间那部分 [04:19.30]You can call that the pelvis
你可以称为骨盆 [04:20.43]Some would even call that the pubic bone
也有人称为耻骨 [04:22.07]Leave the pubes at home
抛开这些 [04:22.96]Making this up on the spot
这都是当场胡编乱造的 [04:24.35]F**k you know about it
该死 你知道的 [04:25.29]I'm about to go paper-mache my own dick and ride it
我要让自己爽一下