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[00:00.00]Your Horoscope For Today - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:12.05]AQUARIUS
[00:12.70]There's travel in your future when your tongue
[00:15.05]Freezes to the back of a speeding bus
[00:17.65]Fill that void in your pathetic life
[00:20.12]By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
[00:22.68]PISCES
[00:23.25]Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
[00:25.63]With the Ebola virus
[00:27.61]You are the true Lord of the Dance
[00:30.72]No matter what those idiots at work say
[00:32.65]ARIES
[00:33.26]The look on your face will be priceless
[00:35.10]When you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon
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[00:38.68]Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
[00:41.20]Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
[00:42.86]TAURUS
[00:43.23]You will never find true happiness
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[00:45.67]What you gonna do cry about it
[00:48.20]The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
[00:51.03]Do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep
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[01:13.88]GEMINI
[01:14.48]Your birthday party will be ruined once again
[01:17.22]By your explosive flatulence
[01:19.31]Your love life will run into trouble
[01:21.15]When your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
[01:24.13]CANCER
[01:24.44]The position of Jupiter says that you should spend
[01:27.05]The rest of the week face down in the mud
[01:30.01]Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
[01:32.89]While taking your driver's test
[01:34.49]LEO
[01:34.76]Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
[01:37.34]And staple it to your boss's face oh no
[01:40.02]Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding
[01:41.99]Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
[01:45.00]VIRGO
[01:45.46]All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent
[01:49.51]Except for you
[01:50.36]Expect a big surprise today
[01:52.68]When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
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[02:15.98]Now you may find it inconceivable
[02:17.34]Or at the very least a bit unlikely
[02:19.10]That the relative position of the planets
[02:21.16]And the stars could have a special deep significance
[02:23.06]Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
[02:25.46]But let me give you my assurance
[02:26.98]That these forecasts and predictions
[02:28.33]Are all based on solid scientific documented evidence
[02:31.04]So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
[02:33.42]That every single one of them is absolutely true
[02:35.59]Where was I
[02:36.31]LIBRA
[02:36.71]A big promotion is just around the corner
[02:39.34]For someone much more talented that you
[02:41.84]Laughter is the very best medicine
[02:43.95]Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
[02:46.57]SCORPIO
[02:47.01]Get ready for an unexpected trip
[02:49.31]When you fall screaming from an open window
[02:51.70]Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem
[02:55.70]You stupid freak
[02:56.81]SAGITTARIUS
[02:57.63]All your friends are laughing behind your back
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[03:01.31]Kill them
[03:02.17]Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
[03:05.44]You've got hanging in your den
[03:07.05]CAPRICORN
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[03:07.90]The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
[03:11.43]But you know they're lying
[03:12.85]If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows
[03:14.62]And never never never never never leave my house again
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