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[00:00.00]Everything You Know Is Wrong (你知道的都不对) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:09.70]I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
[00:12.97]With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
[00:16.39]When suddenly a guy behind me in the backseat
[00:19.37]Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
[00:21.87]I guessed is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie
[00:24.88]Is it Bob or Joe or Walter
[00:27.01]Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed
[00:28.68]Or Bernie or Steve
[00:29.93]I probably would have kept on guessing
[00:31.23]But about that time we crashed into a truck
[00:33.70]And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
[00:36.79]Finally I recognize the face of my Hibachi dealer
[00:41.90]Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
[00:45.43]Everything you know is wrong
[00:48.35]Black is white up is down and short is long
[00:51.43]And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[00:56.94]Everything you know is wrong
[01:00.46]Just forget the words and sing along
[01:03.27]All you need to understand is
[01:05.80]Everything you know is wrong
[01:09.36]I was walking to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
[01:13.10]When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
[01:17.01]And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
[01:19.64]Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
[01:21.51]The sucked out my internal organs
[01:23.62]And they took some Polaroids
[01:25.40]And said I was a darn good sport
[01:27.09]And as a way of saying thank you
[01:28.97]They offered to transport me back to any point in history
[01:31.70]That I would care to go
[01:33.41]And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
[01:36.87]So I could pay my phone bill on time
[01:38.99]But then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
[01:44.54]Everything you know is wrong
[01:47.99]Black is white up is down and short is long
[01:50.95]And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
[01:56.57]Everything you know is wrong
[01:59.92]Just forget the words and sing along
[02:02.92]All you need to understand is
[02:05.48]Everything you know is wrong
[02:08.65]
[02:44.57]I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
[02:48.27]When I got a nasty paper cut
[02:51.25]And well to make a long story short
[02:53.41]It got infected and I died
[02:55.69]So now I'm up in heaven with Saint Peter by the pearly gates
[03:00.18]And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
[03:04.99]He tells me that they've got a dress code
[03:08.15]Well he lets me into Heaven anyway
[03:10.55]But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and
[03:16.99]Every day he runs by screaming
[03:19.96]Everything you know is wrong
[03:23.39]Black is white up is down and short is long
[03:26.39]And everything you used to think was so important
[03:28.73]Doesn't really matter anymore
[03:30.40]Because the simple fact remains that
[03:32.09]Everything you know is wrong
[03:35.22]Just forget the words and sing along
[03:38.25]All you need to understand is that
[03:41.20]Everything you know is wrong
[03:42.67]Everything you know is wrong
[03:44.10]Everything you know is wrong
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