Taco Grande-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Taco Grande] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:12.76]Taco grande [00:17.83] [00:21.69]Taco grande [00:26.64] [00:27.18]Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado [00:29.27]Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado [00:31.49]Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno [00:33.50] [00:34.13]Y el chile relleno [00:35.30] [00:35.82]You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada [00:38.84]That's right I want the whole enchilada [00:40.50]My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla [00:42.77] [00:43.28]I need a quesadilla [00:44.06] [00:44.75]I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn [00:46.67] [00:47.48]With my friends or when I'm all alone [00:49.28]Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero [00:51.31] [00:51.92]Un burrito ranchero [00:53.06] [00:53.73]So give me something spicy and hot now [00:56.44]Break out the menu what you got now [00:58.21]Oh would you tell the waiter [00:59.27]I'd like to have sour cream on the side [01:00.77]You better make sure the beans are refried [01:02.30] [01:06.38]Taco grande Taco grande [01:20.53]Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me [01:23.09]That's why I order two or three [01:25.01]Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip [01:27.54]It's really good with bean dip [01:29.43]I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos [01:31.65] [01:32.17]Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos [01:34.16]Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas [01:36.67]And a pitcher of margaritas [01:37.77] [01:38.46]Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice [01:41.28]The taquitos here are very nice [01:42.95]Now I'm down on my knees [01:44.16]We need some extra tomatoes and cheese [01:45.76]And could you make that separate checks please [01:47.53] [01:51.00]Taco grande Taco grande [02:04.60] [02:05.72]Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa [02:09.17]Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar [02:12.18]El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso [02:15.34]Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego [02:18.08]Se quedaran en el baño por una semana [02:20.25]Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto [02:23.16]Well the food is coming i can hardly wait [02:25.23] [02:25.88]Now watch your fingers careful hot plate [02:27.62]What you think you're doing with my chile con queso [02:30.19]Well if you want some just say so [02:31.72] [02:32.31]Oh boy pico de gallo [02:34.78]They sure don't make it like this in ohio [02:36.86]No gracias yo quiero jalepeños nada ms [02:39.36]You can toss away the hot sauce [02:40.95]Donde estan los nachos holy frijole [02:43.70]You better get me a bowl of guacamole [02:45.62]Y uusted eugene why's your face turning green [02:47.60] [02:48.17]Don't you like pinto beans [02:49.46] [02:49.98]You want some more cinnamon crispas [02:52.47]If you don't hasta la vista [02:53.75]Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna [02:57.27]You can finish it mañana [02:58.85]Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more [03:01.03] [03:01.57]Señor la cuenta por favor [03:02.90]If you ain't ever tried real mexican cooking well you oughta [03:06.21]Just don't drink the water [03:07.48] [03:11.33]Taco grande Taco grande [03:25.27] [03:29.24]Taco grande