Things Are Seldom What They Seem-Henry A Lytton/George Baker

[ti:Things Are Seldom What They Seem] [ar:Henry A Lytton] [al:HMS Pinafore (1930)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Things Are Seldom What They Seem - Henry A Lytton/George Baker [00:04.25]Things are seldom what they seem [00:07.21]Skim milk masquerades as cream [00:10.13]Highlows pass as patent leathers [00:13.21]Jackdaws strut in peacock's feathers [00:16.43]Very true [00:17.76]So they do [00:19.19] [00:20.88]Black sheep dwell in every fold [00:23.81]All that glitters is not gold [00:26.69]Storks turn out to be but logs [00:29.67]Bulls are but inflated frogs [00:32.77]So they be [00:34.32]Frequently [00:35.52] [00:37.37]Drops the wind and stops the mill [00:40.18]Turbot is ambitious brill [00:42.86]Gild the farthing if you will [00:45.65]Yet it is a farthing still [00:48.69]Yes I know [00:50.04]That is so [00:51.48]Though to catch your drift I'm striving [00:54.09]It is shady [00:55.46]It is shady [00:56.48] [00:57.13]I don't see at what you're driving [00:59.60]Mystic lady [01:00.86]Mystic lady [01:02.09] [01:02.83]Stern conviction's over me stealing [01:05.52]That the mystic lady's dealing [01:08.45]In oracular revealing [01:11.15] [01:11.76]Yes I know [01:12.57] [01:13.14]That is so [01:14.02] [01:15.74]Though I'm anything but clever [01:18.52]I could talk like that for ever [01:21.22]Once a cat was killed by care [01:23.99]Only brave deserve the fair [01:26.96]Very true [01:28.37]So they do [01:29.63] [01:31.42]Wink is often good as nod [01:34.12]Spoils the child who spares the rod [01:36.84]Thirsty lambs run foxy dangers [01:39.75]Dogs are found in many mangers [01:42.69]Frequently [01:44.10]I agree [01:45.17] [01:47.26]Paw of cat the chestnut snatches [01:49.89]Worn-out garments show new patches [01:52.74]Only count the chick that hatches [01:55.42]Men are grown-up catchy-catchies [01:58.44]Yes I know [01:59.78]That is so [02:01.23]Though to catch my drift he's striving [02:03.88]I'll dissemble [02:05.21]I'll dissemble [02:06.15] [02:07.06]When he sees at what I'm driving [02:09.43]Let him tremble [02:10.62]Let him tremble [02:12.63]Though a mystic tone you borrow [02:15.27]I shall learn the truth with sorrow [02:18.07]Here today and gone tomorrow [02:20.82] [02:21.44]Yes I know [02:22.09] [02:22.79]That is so [02:23.92]Though a mystic tone you borrow [02:26.60]I will learn the truth with sorrow [02:29.36]Here today and gone tomorrow [02:32.01] [02:32.82]Yes I know [02:33.53] [02:34.95]That is so