Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)-Brad Paisley

[ti:Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:Playlist: The Very Best of Brad Paisley] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) - Brad Paisley [00:12.54]Written by：Brad Paisley/Gerry House [00:25.09]She says not to buy her flowers [00:28.13] [00:31.29]Or big expensive gifts [00:33.34] [00:36.72]She says she don't want jwelery [00:39.25] [00:41.72]And she doesn't need another dress [00:44.46] [00:49.21]If I want to show her how much [00:51.83]I adore her [00:52.97] [00:53.81]The best way that I've found [00:57.54] [01:00.54]Is to make sure when I'm finished [01:02.61] [01:04.33]I put that toilet seat down [01:07.20] [01:11.15]We've been to counseling [01:12.96] [01:14.85]To try and see the ways we could improve [01:18.53] [01:22.40]This thing between us [01:24.66] [01:25.92]And different ways to show each other [01:28.09]I love you [01:30.99] [01:34.54]Forget about those getaway vacations [01:38.33]To romantic coastal towns [01:42.88] [01:45.51]If you want to say I love you [01:47.92] [01:49.23]Then put that toilet seat down [01:52.63] [01:54.94]'Cause in the middle of the night [01:59.65] [02:01.00]It's cold and it's dark [02:03.84] [02:06.54]And when I hear my name in vain [02:09.44] [02:11.68]I know I haven't done my part [02:15.34] [02:17.31]She just wants me to support her [02:22.08] [02:23.20]And the best way that I've found [02:27.72] [02:30.36]So with a gentle hand and a loving touch [02:33.02] [02:34.23]I put that toilet seat down [02:37.60] [03:15.63]I know it's kind of funny [03:17.37] [03:18.16]You can teach a little puppy [03:20.21] [03:21.10]But it's very hard to train a grown man [03:24.74] [03:26.70]When I'm all about my business [03:28.74] [03:29.36]And the path of least resistance [03:31.91] [03:32.42]She's the one that suffers in the end [03:36.03]In the middle of the night [03:40.83] [03:42.24]It's cold and it's dark [03:44.90] [03:47.74]And when I hear my name in vain [03:50.58] [03:52.79]I know I haven't done my part [03:56.39] [03:58.53]She just wants me to support her [04:02.96] [04:04.20]And the best way that I've found [04:08.42] [04:11.53]So with a gentle hand and a loving touch [04:14.25] [04:15.38]I put that toilet seat down [04:19.14] [04:20.45]Down down