My Fair Lady: I'm an Ordinary Man-Original London Cast

[by:qrcutil] [00:00.00]I'm an Ordinary Man - Rex Harrison [00:00.01] [00:00.03] [00:00.05] [00:00.07] [00:00.09]I find the moment that a woman make friends with me, [00:00.09]She becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, [00:00.09]And a damned nuisance. [00:00.09]And I find the moment I make friends with a woman, [00:00.09]I become selfish and tyrannical. [00:00.09]So, here I am, [00:00.09]A confirmed old bachelor [00:00.09]And likely to remain so. [00:00.09]Well, after all, pickering [00:00.09] [00:00.09] [00:00.09]I'm an ordinary man [00:00.09]Who desires nothing more than just an ordinary chance [00:00.09]To live exactly as he likes and do precisely what he wants [00:00.09]An average man am I, of no eccentric whim [00:00.09]Who likes to live his life free of strife [00:00.09]Doing whatever he thinks is best for him [00:00.09]Well, just an ordinary man [00:00.09] [00:00.09]But, let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And your serenity is through [00:00.09]She'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome [00:00.09]And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you [00:00.09] [00:00.09]Let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And you're up against a wall [00:00.09]Make a plan and you will find [00:00.09]She has something else in mind [00:00.09]And so rather than do either, [00:00.09]You do something else that neither likes at all [00:00.09] [00:00.09]You want to talk of keats or milton [00:00.09]She only wants to talk of love [00:00.09]You go to see a play or ballet [00:00.09]And spend it searching for her glove [00:00.09] [00:00.09]Let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And you invite eternal strife [00:00.09]Let them buy their wedding bands [00:00.09]For those anxious little hands [00:00.09]I'd be equally as willing [00:00.09]For a dentist to be drilling [00:00.09]Than to ever let a woman in my life [00:00.09] [00:00.09]I'm a very gentle man [00:00.09]Even tempered and good natured [00:00.09]Who you never hear complain [00:00.09]Who has the milk of human kindness [00:00.09]By the quart in every vein [00:00.09]A patient man am I, down to my fingertips [00:00.09]The sort who never would, never could [00:00.09]Let an insulting remark escape his lips [00:00.09]A very gentle man [00:00.09] [00:00.09]But, let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And patience hasn't got a chance [00:00.09]She will beg you for advice, [00:00.09]Your reply will be concise [00:00.09]And she'll listen very nicely, [00:00.09]And then go out and do precisely what she want's [00:00.09] [00:00.09]You are a man of grace and polish [00:00.09]Who never spoke above a hush [00:00.09]Now all at once you're using language [00:00.09]That would make a sailor blush [00:00.09] [00:00.09]Let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And you're plunging in a knife [00:00.09]Let the others of my sex tie the knot around their necks [00:00.09]I prefer a new edition of the spanish inquisition [00:00.09]Than to ever let a woman in my life [00:00.09] [00:00.09]I'm a quiet living man [00:00.09]Who prefers to spend the evening [00:00.09]In the silence of his room [00:00.09]Who likes an atmosphere as restful [00:00.09]As an undiscovered tomb [00:00.09]A pensive man am I of philosophical joys [00:00.09]Who likes to meditate, contemplate [00:00.09]Free from humanity's mad inhuman noise [00:00.09]Just a quiet living man [00:00.09] [00:00.09]But, let a woman in your life [00:00.09]And your sabbatical is through [00:00.09]In a line that never ends comes [00:00.09]An army of her friends [00:00.09]Come to jabber and to chatter [00:00.09]And to tell her what the matter is with you! [00:00.09] [00:00.09]She'll have a booming boisterous family [00:00.09]Who will descend on you en mass [00:00.09]She'll have a large wagnarian mother [00:00.09]With a voice that shatters glass [00:00.09]Let a woman in your life [00:00.09]Let a woman in your life [00:00.09] [00:00.09]I shall never let a woman in my life [00:00.09]